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We Are A Band

by HJÖRSE

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WE ARE A BAND

Just as it was foretold in the ancient scroll
The really old one that spoke of our arrival
A tale of two idiots who would destroy mankind
And a list of ways to ensure your survival

"Never let them play a Nintendo 64
Or eat sushi at 3pm
And whatever you do
Never ever ever let them become a band"
WE ARE A BAND

Hello, our name is HJÖRSE
We are a band
It seems that your destruction is at hand
Got all the confidence of a three-dicked man
You wish you were so fucking grand
WE ARE A BAND

You really should have read all the instructions
This prophecy fulfilled looming overhead
Luckily for you we're really fucking lazy
And would rather just play songs instead (of making you dead)

We could end all space and time
With just one thought
But that's way too much work
And we don't have the money
To pay someone to do it for us
So we'll just be a band
WE ARE A BAND

In case you haven't been informed
We are a band
We're making tons of noise that you can't stand
Seeing lots of naked women is our master plan
Why else would we be in a band?
WE ARE A BAND

Oh Jesus, here we go again
We are a band
Is it really necessary to tell you again?
How many times can I rhyme the word again?
I bet I could do it again
WE ARE A BAND

I guess I'll say it one more time
We are a band
What part of that did you not understand?
I'm just repeating myself over and over and over and over
I'm gonna lose my mind if I have do this
shit, goddamn it!
WE ARE A BAND

Sweet holy cinnamon dicks
We are a band
Were you aware that fish can't live on land?
We don't like the beach because there's too much sand
Is this song ever going to end?
WE ARE A BAND

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released May 12, 2023

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HJÖRSE Hendersonville, North Carolina

Heavy Metal band based in the US.

Tommy Kelley - Vocals, Bass, Production.
Bobby Wyatt - Backing Vocals, Guitars, Production.

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